#4 The Urinal Rule

Men . . .

When entering a public restroom, you will inevitably find yourself in a situation where a man is already relieving himself at one of the urinals. In this case, you must choose the urinal that is furthest away from him.

If there are two or more men urinating, you must find the midpoint between these urinals and relieve yourself in the toilet that is furthest from both men. You may only urinate in the stall directly next to another man if all urinals are taken; and the seldom seen, but often feared "line for the men's room" is occurring. In this situation, it is also acceptable to hold it until your bladder explodes, or pee on the wall of the establishment that forced you to wait in line for a urinal.