Sorry about your teeth falling out. But I still have mine, and I enjoy using them for things . . . like eating, for instance. When you pull your dentures out in front of me, it makes me not want to eat anymore. This makes me sad, because I enjoy eating. So when you're in public, keep your "teeth" in your mouth. I know this may sound harsh, but someday an annoying blogger will tell me to do the same thing. Of course, by then, you'll be dead. Soooo . . . you won't exactly see me get my just desserts; but when I do, I'll eat them with my dentures in.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
#27 The Dentures Rule
Old People . . .
Sorry about your teeth falling out. But I still have mine, and I enjoy using them for things . . . like eating, for instance. When you pull your dentures out in front of me, it makes me not want to eat anymore. This makes me sad, because I enjoy eating. So when you're in public, keep your "teeth" in your mouth. I know this may sound harsh, but someday an annoying blogger will tell me to do the same thing. Of course, by then, you'll be dead. Soooo . . . you won't exactly see me get my just desserts; but when I do, I'll eat them with my dentures in.
Sorry about your teeth falling out. But I still have mine, and I enjoy using them for things . . . like eating, for instance. When you pull your dentures out in front of me, it makes me not want to eat anymore. This makes me sad, because I enjoy eating. So when you're in public, keep your "teeth" in your mouth. I know this may sound harsh, but someday an annoying blogger will tell me to do the same thing. Of course, by then, you'll be dead. Soooo . . . you won't exactly see me get my just desserts; but when I do, I'll eat them with my dentures in.
Labels:
humor,
unwritten rules
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